Last night, I should have been editing video and writing articles, instead I was goofing-off on Facebook.
The unabashed porkophile I am, I had to track it down. After a bit of "googling" I landed at Amazon, where I found "The Mountain Men's Pig Face T-shirt," priced from $16.68 - $22.96. Further research took me to The Mountain T-Shirt website where the shirts are available for $20, plus $5 shipping (calculated with my zip code).
Further description of the shirt read:
Hand dyed shirt featuring a screen print graphic of a pig face on a preshrunk, 100 percent cotton shirt dyed and printed by the mountain which uses only environmentally friendly inks and dyes to bring you a durable and comfortable t-shirt though Amazon.
It is specified that this is a men's shirt. Will the 3D effect be distorted when worn by a woman? I'll be sure to post pics when my shirt arrives.